


Pain Doctor Adds Reptile Tank to Complete Drug Dealer Experience

Oopsie! Neurodivergent Man Pays Billions to Destroy Disabled Space

Toxic Positivity Goes Airborne, Hospitalising Thousands

McDonald’s Launches Disabled Adult Happy Meal™ Featuring Wildly Popular McCatheter Toy

Lack of Sensory-Friendly Movie Screenings for Adults Annoys This Man Whose Only Option Is ‘Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile’

Election Results: Over 400 Ableds Elected to Congress

Lying Phlebotomist Swears He’ll ‘Get the Vein’ This Time

Study Shows Guide Dogs More Arrogant Than Pet Dogs Because They ‘Have a Real Job Unlike Lazy Sparky Over There’

Disabled Trick-or-Treater Really Bringing Down Group’s Candy Collecting Efficiency

‘She’s a Witch!’ Woman Appears Without her Walker
